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An Out of (Birth) Control Sex Scandal
By Ben Krull Santorum: ‘I only put on a condom once, to see what it was like, but never used it’ The tumultuous Republican presidential contest took another strange turn, with a Catholic priest...
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More Open Mic Moments with the President
By Ben Krull Other unscripted remarks by President Obama overheard by the press Based on his “public” comments to Russian president Medvedev in Seoul, President Obama can stake a claim to having the...
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Look in the Sky…It’s Mayor Cory Booker!
By Ben Krull Recently released FBI statistics show that crime in Newark New Jersey has plummeted 75 percent, ever since Mayor Cory Booker began his one-man night patrols around the once dangerous city....
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Baseball and Politics: The Not-So-Odd Couple
By Ben Krull Baseball and politics have more in common than most spectator sports do Here are some similarities between America’s favorite pastimes: Baseball teams have managers, batting instructors,...
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Cruising for the Love Vote
By Ben Krull “Courting voters is a lot like dating.” — The Chicago Tribune The presumptive major party presidential nominees have posted the following profiles on Electodate.com … “Where desperate pols...
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Competing for the Olympic Vote
By Ben Krull In Olympic Presidential Bloviating, competition is fierce Fresh off his trip abroad, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney accused President Obama of undermining...
View ArticleOperation Grinch: The War on Christmas
By Ben Krull President Obama authorizes an escalation in the War on Christmas “The war on Christmas is very, very real…” – Bernard McGuirk, The O’Reilly Factor, December 6, 2012 An American drone...
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The 2013 Follies
By Ben Krull Predicting the wackiest events of 2013 Which celebrity will get sued for slugging a paparazzi? Which politician will get caught cheating on his spouse? Whose alcohol-inspired tweet will...
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A Performance Enhanced Candidate
By Ben Krull Why should only athletes be performance enhanced? In a move that promises to shake up the already quaking New York City mayoral race, suspended Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez announced...
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Is There an Election Going On for New York City Mayor?
By Ben KrullTest your knowledge about New York’s scintillating mayoral campaign! Give yourself one extra credit point if you knew there was an election going on in New York, and two points for being...
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The 2014 Follies
Test your powers to predict the wackiest events of 2014 Who will be the first celebrity to apologize for an offensive tweet? Which politician’s extra-marital affair will be exposed on YouTube? Test...
View ArticleTrump Plays Hardball for the Baseball Vote: Transcript
by Ben Krull. The Humor Times has obtained this exclusive transcript of Donald Trump promising to make baseball great again. We’re going to make America’s Game great again. The Dominicans are...
View ArticleShould City Slickers Be Gun Slingers?
by Ben Krull. “I think it would’ve been a lot better if they had guns in that room… They could’ve protected themselves if they had guns.” — Donald Trump Many people evidently think the answer to gun...
View ArticleUncle Sam Visits His Shrink
by Ben Krull. Psychiatrist for Uncle Sam, Dr. Baruch Obamowitz, is called upon to interpret his patient’s recurring nightmare. Uncle Sam: In the dream I am attacked by a mob of deplorable white men....
View ArticleOur Reluctant Pitcher-in-Chief
by Ben Krull. “A scheduling conflict has led President Donald Trump to balk at throwing the opening day first pitch for the Washington Nationals…” — CNN The “real news” reasons President Trump declined...
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